Why can’t we all just live in Tumblrtown together? That would be wonderful. There’d be cafes or coffee shops or places like that devoted to specific fandoms. LCSs all over. Grocery stores full of beautiful desserts and fruits and bacon (because those kinds of food are all up on my dash, good God). Enormous new & used book stores. Music playing all over the place. All of the Forever Alone people could band together in their Forever Aloneness. We’d all go to Tumblr University, where we are instructed on how to like, follow, and reblog. We’d have no responsibilities except to talk about all of our interests and feelings and REBLOG ALL THE THINGS, of course.

It would be paradise. It would be a true utopia.